I said I was an addict. I didn’t say I had a problem.House M.D. (via worthless-vandal)
I don’t get it. What’s the big deal? You like the D, I like the D, that’s just how it is. People just need to deal with it.Dustin
It’s not actually flirting as much as me staring at my phone and waiting for him to text me first.
i want all the thigh highs and cute underwear in the world
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is