blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard
Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever
tfw when high and at a family reunion
- great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
- me: where