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My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

Man, I love that one Disney movie

k-lionheart:

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

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